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What Steve Thinks Of The Serbs (I am Steve) and King Henry
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Dictators!!!
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We all know that the Serbs(Yugoslavians)are a bunch of morons who think that NATO is kicking their asses for the fun of it, but do you really know why? If you guessed Melosevic then you're right! What a candy-ass! He says that NATO is bombing then for the fun of it. Liar, liar, LIAR!!!! He is telling lies like spreading hot butter on bread... and to his own people! What a stupid dictator. He always blames his problems on the United States. He set a food factory into flames and blamed it on us! But enough about him, what do the people think of us. They think that genocide isn't a crime. What a dumn nation!!! If they're that needy of brains then I recommend this monkey. He can do typing, faxing, labwork,paperwork, and I garuntee that he can run that nation of yours better than Melosevic!! He's only a buck 99!! Cn your cheap Serb money afford that?! Ha ha ha!!!
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King Henry reaches a new wasteline!!!!!!
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Last night, while eating 400 Hershey bars, King Henry expanded his wasteline another 14 inches!! That beats Rosanne by 8 inches. King Henry tried to put away the pounds but only managed to lose -67lb's That makes him 559lb's!! While most of that tremendous weight went to his hips, he also saved some in his cheeks and Mr.Bumm (his butt). He is most likely to brake more records but for now, all he cam say is "Pass the tums...nowwwwwww!"
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I Saved You A Seat
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Today, a block of cheddar cheese will be executed by the electric chair due to war crimes. The cellmates and police had nothing to say, but they are going to bring salsa and tortillas to the "nacho fest".
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